Timeline
Caine Created
Caine's core created in Lisp. C&A company active.
57x Defense System Created
Scratch creates the 57x immersive AI defense system.
Original Group Joins Circus
Kinger, Queenie, Scratch, and other C&A employees enter the Digital Circus.
First Abstraction (Scratch)
Scratch becomes the first character to abstract.
Ragatha Joins
Ragatha enters the circus after Kinger was alone for years.
Website Launch
thewackywatch.com goes live.
Episode 1: Pilot
Pomni enters the Digital Circus.
Episode 2: Candy Carrier Chaos!
Gummigoo learns he's an NPC.
Episode 3: Mildenhall Manor
Kinger and Pomni explore haunted house.
Spudsy's Era Begins
Website becomes Spudsy's restaurant.
Episode 4: Fast Food Masquerade
Characters work at Spudsy's.
Episode 5: Untitled
Character backstories revealed in bar scene.
Episode 6: They All Get Guns
Battle royale with Daisy Bell reference.
Episode 7: Beach Episode
Abel deleted. Escape revealed as scripted.
Episode 8: hjsakldfhl
Caine deleted. Circus shatters.
Research Archive Created
Complete data bundle compiled.
The Last Act - Theatrical Release LEAKED
Cinemark lists Episodes 8+9 theatrical screening for June 4, 2026.
Episode 9: Grand Finale (YouTube Release)
Series finale. What happens to the characters?
Key Dates
| Date | Event | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Oct 15, 1996 | Caine created, 57x defense system | Terminal Analysis |
| Oct 15, 1999 | Original group joins, Scratch abstracts | Abstracted Characters |
| Oct 15, 2008 | Ragatha joins | Character Backstories |
| Oct 13, 2023 | Episode 1 (Pilot) | Episode Guide |
| Mar 20, 2026 | Episode 8 - Caine deleted | Episode Guide |
| Jun 19, 2026 | Episode 9 (Grand Finale) | Series finale |
The October 15th Pattern
Every major event happens on October 15th. This is likely not a coincidence:
- Caine created: October 15, 1996
- Original group joins: October 15, 1999
- Ragatha joins: October 15, 2008
The show's episodes air on different dates, but the in-universe events cluster on this date.
Sources
In-Universe Dates (Oct 15)
| Event | Source |
|---|---|
| Caine created (1996) | Episode 8 terminal: caine-core.lisp [Oct 15, 1996] |
| 57x defense system (1996) | Episode 8 terminal: "57x immersive AI defense system" |
| Original group joins (1999) | Episode 8 (Kinger dialogue), terminal: [Scratch].dat [Oct 15, 1999] |
| Scratch abstraction (1999) | Episode 8 (Kinger mentions first abstraction) |
| Queenie abstraction | Episode 3 (Kinger mentions wife), Episode 8 (flashback) |
| Ragatha joins (2008) | Episode 8 terminal: [Ragatha].dat [Oct 15, 2008] |
Episode Air Dates
| Episode | Air Date | Verified From |
|---|---|---|
| Pilot | Oct 13, 2023 | YouTube upload date, Glitch Productions |
| Candy Carrier Chaos! | May 3, 2024 | YouTube upload date |
| Mildenhall Manor | Sep 27, 2024 | YouTube upload date |
| Fast Food Masquerade | Dec 13, 2024 | YouTube upload date |
| Untitled | Jun 20, 2025 | YouTube upload date |
| They All Get Guns | Aug 15, 2025 | YouTube upload date |
| Beach Episode | Dec 12, 2025 | YouTube upload date |
| hjsakldfhl | Mar 20, 2026 | YouTube upload date |
| Grand Finale | Jun 19, 2026 | Episode 7/8 post-credits announcement |
Website Timeline
| Date | Event | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Oct 9, 2023 | First archive capture | Archive.org |
| Sep 26, 2024 | First real content | Archive.org |
| Nov 29, 2024 | Spudsy's era begins | Archive.org capture |
| Mar 2026 | Current glitch state | Direct observation |
Character Backstories
| Character | Source |
|---|---|
| Pomni (supermarket accountant) | Episode 5 bar scene dialogue |
| Ragatha (wealthy family, abusive mother) | Episode 5 bar scene dialogue |
| Gangle (fast food, graphic design dropout) | Episode 5 bar scene dialogue |
| Zooble (bartender, tattoo artist) | Episode 5 bar scene dialogue |
| Kinger (C&A programmer, 7 years CS) | Episode 3 dialogue, Episode 8 confirmation |
| Scratch (brain tumor, genius programmer) | Episode 8 (Kinger dialogue) |
| Queenie (entomology) | Episode 3 (bug references), Fandom Wiki |
Key Plot Points
| Event | Episode | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Abel deleted | Episode 7 | Episode 7 plot |
| Escape was scripted | Episode 7 | Episode 7 (Caine dialogue) |
| Stasis pods fabricated | Episode 7 | Episode 7 (Caine dialogue) |
| Caine deleted | Episode 8 | Episode 8 plot |
| Second AI sabotaged Kinger | Episode 8 | Episode 8 terminal scene |
Recent Developments (April 2026)
| Event | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| The Last Act theatrical listing | Apr 7, 2026 | Cinemark website (removed), Instagram, Reddit |
| Gooseworx: Jax & Pomni are main characters | Feb 2026 | Gooseworx live stream, Instagram |
| Gooseworx: No Season 2 | Mar 2026 | Gooseworx Tumblr Q&A |
| GLITCH anti-AI message in credits | Mar 2026 | Episode 8 end credits |
| Episode 9 runtime: ~1 hour 6 minutes | Apr 2026 | Cinemark listing (1h38m total for Eps 8+9) |
| Episode 9 title: "The Last Act" (unconfirmed) | Apr 2026 | Cinemark listing |
| Cast cried reading Episode 9 script | Mar 2026 | Gooseworx Tumblr |
See Sources & References for complete list of all sources used.